Pauline Parrot

Pauline Parrot is the fourth episode.

Synopsis
Peppa and George play with Pauline Parrot too much and when Grandma Pig hears her say “IM A NOISY ROBOT PARROT!” it explodes!

Transcript
Peppa: Pauline Parrot.

Narrator: Today, Peppa and her family going to grandparents's house.

Daddy: So, Peppa, are you excited.

Peppa: No, you dragged me out of bed at 7:35 in the morning while I was watching Kidsclick.George: Who TF watches Kidsclick?

Peppa: ME, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

George: WAAAAA!

Peppa: Retarded sissy!

George: You suck, you retarded bitch!

Mummy: Language! This is a kids show!

Daddy: Who the heck said this was a kids show? You penis head freak!

(They crash into the house)

Grandpa: What happened to my fucking house?!

Mummy: Daddy crashed it

Daddy: WHAT! You were the one who was driving to red shit thing.

British kid: RED SHIT is a swear word in the UK!

Everybody: FUCK THE UK, AND FUCK YOU!

British Kid: Fine, you big assholes!

Granny Pig: What up, bitches?

Peppa: I am a lady and that offends me!

Granny: Get the FUCK inside!

Peppa: Douchebag! (Walks in with George)

Granny: So, I brought a Robot parrot with me.

George: And you brought it because...

Granny: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

George: D:

Granny: >:c

Peppa: B/

Granny: We can make faces all day, do you wanna see it, or not.

Kids: Fine!

(Pauline is revealed)

Granny: So, what do ya think?

George: It's Shit!

Granny: Your Shit!

George: You!

DED

Peppa: Lets screw around with the bird!

George: YEAH BOIIIIIIIIII

Peppa: Pauline, say this... (whispers)

Pauline:...

I'M A NOISY ROBOT!!!

Granny: Oh sh-

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