Suzy Ship

Suzy Ship is the third episode of Peppa Pig Abridged.

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Synopsis
Due to not getting invited to a party, Suzy becomes a shipper, and ships Peppa. Because of this, George turns her into a ship.

Transcript
Suzy: Peppa, why didn't you invite me to your birthday party?Peppa: Because you are a fucking idiot!

Suzy: ...

FUUUUUUU-

The Next Day
Suzy: Heeeey, Peppa!

(Peppa ignores her)

Suzy: Peppa!

(Peppa still ignores her)

Suzy: PEPPA!

Peppa: Ahhh! My fucking ears!

Suzy: Check this out!

Peppa: F-F-FANFICTION?!

Suzy: yea

Peppa: You mean that retarded shit no one likes?

Suzy: YEAH

Peppa: You made a fucking account?

Suzy: Fuck yeah!

Peppa: >:)

Later
(When Peppa was done.)

Suzy: I also took the liberty to change my name to Suzy Ship

Peppa: (Mumbling) Suzy Ship, more like Suzy S---

Suzy: WHAT WAS THAT!

Peppa: How in the fuckity fuck did you change your name if you aren't even 18 yet?

Suzy: Let's just say (pulls out gun) they made an exception.

Peppa: Suzy, can I tell you something?

Suzy: Sure, what is it?

Peppa: I just wanna say...

YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD!

Suzy: That's fucking it!

(Suzy starts dragging Peppa)

The Post Office
Peppa: Where am I?

Suzy: You're in a damn box!

Peppa: WHAT!!!???

Suzy: I'm shipping you to Timbuktu!

Peppa: No fuck please no, no, NOOOO

Suzy: Buh-Bye!

George: That's it!

Suzy: Wah?

(In a flash, Suzy turns into a pirate ship)

Suzy: Oh shit!

The End

Trivia

 * This is a very dark and unique episode


 * This is (likely) the shortest episode


 * This served as the base for Suzy Blows up the Damn Moon
 * It contains lots of profanity words like FUCK. SHIT. And DAMN